Pussy is for Eating, Butt is for Fucking

“Oh god… it’s just as terrible as your girlfriend said!”

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The only thing better than fucking this big ass all night is the look on skinny girls faces when you leave the club with her. 

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The only way to drive. 

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A threesome with two well proportioned fat chicks is like having a fivesome!

“It’s not funny anymore, guys. I have four boyfriends - one of you has to start eating my pussy soon.”

May I suggest we get another girl to do that?

“Ugh, fine, whatever. As long as I don’t have to do it to her.”

Clean pussies, clean panties, dirty girls. 

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So I says to my wife, why do we need to buy a footrest?

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These new American Apparel ads are great. 

Whatever it takes to get a ring out of him. 

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