1. "Your thumb tastes like shit."

    It was just in your sister’s ass.


    (Source: bybwood, via slut--degradation)

  2. Sometimes when I’m lazy I’ll pay a whore to eat my wife’s pussy while I buttfuck her.

    (Source: thr33somefun, via analgirls)

  3. nymphoninjas:

    Trouble in the bath in Montreal. See more at nymphoninjas.findrow.com

    Bath time with my daughter was still the highlight of my day.

    (via lovethebum)

  4. bottomoftheworld-x:

    "I’ve turned into my father!"

    (Source: sloppy-twats)

  5. babygirlssweetsurrender:


    It’s not that I want some skank to lick my dick, honey. It’s that I want many skanks licking my dick simultaneously.

    (Source: relatoriosemanal)

  6. bottomoftheworld-x:

    This means more to me than any words coming from her mouth.

  7. "I’m feeling depressed. Can you finger my butthole?"

    (via nudisticopenmind)

  8. cali3holes:



    She is so cute!!

    The female’s many holes and the fact that her orgasm isn’t necessary to procreation makes the gangbang the most natural form of sex.

    (Source: lanouvelle-o, via ass-fuck-em-n-chuck-em)

  9. That’s the closest you’re getting to an ‘I love you.’

    (Source: bigboobrider, via bigboobrider)

  10. What are your powers?

    "Great tits, no pussy hair, no gag reflex, and the ability to orgasm through anal!"

    And people say comic books are sexist.

    (Source: powergirlfan, via magnificentbreasts)