My wife was not happy when I took her to this fashion show. She also wasn’t thrilled when I took her backstage, and the models hugged me in familiarity.
Ditching his wife and kids to spend his birthday with his favorite stripper was possibly the best idea of his entire life.
(Source: home-sexy-girls)
It’s smart to check a girl from all angles before you take her home for the evening.
(Source: machinex13)
“What would you like to do today, sir?”
I’d like to spend the day sucking on those tatas.
“That’s what I’d like, sir.”
You’re lucky you have such giant breasts. If you didn’t, I’d only fuck you up the ass.
“I’m a very lucky girl, sir.”
(Source: bigtittytreats)
“I look pretty perfect, don’t I?”
Yes. Yes you do.
“Who knew a pair of new titties, vaginal tightening surgery, a Brazilian wax, and a dye job would do so much?
I did. Would you mind sitting down and spreading your legs? I need to munch that pussy.
“That’s what it’s there for!”
(Source: selfshot-in)
“Knowing you’re married makes it so much hotter.”
Just put your titties in my mouth and keep riding.
(Source: graffuck)