1. I guess we have perfected the woman.

    (Source: playmatesnew)

     
  2. Truth. 

    (Source: princeballzy, via whoreattitude)

     
  3. How a man says he loves you. 

    (Source: allthingshuge, via secretlaurie)

     
  4. God I love my wife. Thanks to her high-paying job and many business trips, I can play with young sluts like this all day. 

    (Source: eroticblog, via whoreattitude)

     
  5. She calls it “church.”

    (Source: tittyguy, via secretlaurie)

     
  6. Pro-tip: Every once in a while, swap girlfriends, to emphasize that your male friendships are more important than their emotions. 

    (Source: heeladvised, via whoreattitude)

     
  7. We decided to get our wives more involved in our hobbies. 

    (Source: tugasafado, via groupsex-and-orgies)

     
  8. ironboxed:

    Beautiful abuse. Nothing wakes a cunt up faster than a good hard slap across the face. You need her aware of every sensation and every word, because otherwise she’ll shut down mentally as a coping strategy.

    There’s a very good reason it’s known as “bitch slap”.

    90% of communication is non-verbal.

    (Source: ilovepornextreme, via femaleproperty)

     
  9. degraded-cunt:

     

    I can’t wait till I’m featured on Lifehacker’s ‘How I Work’ series.

    (Source: littlenaga)

     
  10. slut—degradation:

    I feel safest when I’m at home

    IKEA makes some great furniture.

    (Source: cuntsneeduse)